The well-deserved demise this week of former district attorney Michael Nifong, who almost ruined the lives of three innocent Duke University lacrosse players, gave new hope to American men. Postpone the celebration, guys.
Oh yeah, get ready American men. Now you can rape black single-mom stripper skanks anytime you want, 'cuz no one will believe them anyway! That Duke case proved that! Thank you, freedom fighter Marc Rudov for green lighting rape.
The outcome was no victory for 'American men,' or rape survivors, or rapists, just losers all around. Marc, please don't claim victory for this particular man. Nor use such an asinine introduction to get me all riled up about condom ads that don't make it easier to convince chicks that sex without condoms just feels better. What's that I hear? Is someone playing the smallest violin in the world? Or is that your annoying wounded whining?
If you'd care to listen, let me try to explain the Trojan ad that has seemed to bounce off your Neanderthal skull.
- The Trojan ad was intended to address the problem of condom use, not your lack of healthy self-esteem.
- When you don't use condoms during sex, you risk giving your partner STDs and that's selfish and dangerous.
- Pigs represent selfishness in our culture. Men who don't use condoms during sex are selfish. Thus, men who don't use condoms are pigs. Men who do use condoms aren't pigs.