Virgins get everything! Well, free tickets at least.
An off-Broadway play about losing your virginity is offering free tickets to virgins. Great marketing, no?
The play contains "hysterical and heartbreaking stories about first sexual experiences written by real people ... just like you," said Ken Davenport, producer of My First Time, as well as the Off-Broadway hits Altar Boyz and The Awesome 80s Prom. This may be more than off-Broadway. Off off Broadway, perhaps. And best of all, you won't be able to lie -- a hyponotist will screen the people who claim to be virgins to see if they're telling the truth. I can see it now...
Virgin applicant #1: "Uh, yeah, I'm here for the free ticket."
Hypnotist: "You're getting sleepy...[loudly] yup, we got a live one!"
Virgin applicant #2: "Yeah, I'm a virgin. Can I get that ticket?"
Hypnotist: "This one's a liar -- he's been AROUND the block. Nasty."
The play contains "hysterical and heartbreaking stories about first sexual experiences written by real people ... just like you," said Ken Davenport, producer of My First Time, as well as the Off-Broadway hits Altar Boyz and The Awesome 80s Prom. This may be more than off-Broadway. Off off Broadway, perhaps. And best of all, you won't be able to lie -- a hyponotist will screen the people who claim to be virgins to see if they're telling the truth. I can see it now...
Virgin applicant #1: "Uh, yeah, I'm here for the free ticket."
Hypnotist: "You're getting sleepy...[loudly] yup, we got a live one!"
Virgin applicant #2: "Yeah, I'm a virgin. Can I get that ticket?"
Hypnotist: "This one's a liar -- he's been AROUND the block. Nasty."
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