make love, not war

On Friday, the Pentagon confirmed that it had once considered developing a non-lethal "h" bomb. A weapon so powerful that it would forgo those tired old objectives, death and destruction, and hit enemy combatants with a brand new style of 'atrocity': the crazy gay orgy.

According to Edward Hammond, a member of the Sunshine Project:

The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another

Hmm I wonder if the Pentagon budgeted a disco ball and copyright permission for "It's Raining Men" into that plan...