Girls' Knife Out

Pics recently popped up on the Internet showing Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo—who is the girlfriend of Nick Lachey, who is the ex-hubs of Jessica Simpson in case you didn't know—playing with knives. And they weren't cooking dinner. No, they were engaged in some type of S&M, lesbian play fantasy. A few of the headlines: "Vanessa Minnillo Regrets Knife-Wielding Photos With Lindsay Lohan", "Lindsay Lohan Knife Photos: Blade Held by Lohan's Breast", "Lindsay Lohan: from alcohol to cocaine and knives", "Lohan plays dangerous game with knives". Right. Clearly, no one was hurt. Clearly, this was all for fun. Clearly, this is no big deal. Clearly, this is great for publicity!