Lesbians Made Me Do It!

Those darn lesbians get blamed for a lot. If they aren't being accused of bad fashion, ushering gentrification into an area by being a gateway population, or not providing their offspring with male role models, then they are charged with being in cahoots with those homosexuals that are demanding marriage rights and trying to destroy civilization. But this story out of Tennessee takes lesbian scapegoating to a new level.

A Roane County judge facing a lengthy prison term for corruption is pleading for mercy and blaming his plight on stress after learning his wife had been having a lesbian affair.

Of course! Makes perfect sense. I'm sure most people decide to use their power and authority to fleece underlings of cash after a partner reveals they are cheating on them with someone of the same sex.