Australia Dominating Sex News

An in-depth review of weird sexuality news has uncovered a trend - Australia is dominating sex news. Below are just three most recent examples:

A nude-only party that lasts a month, to combat economic downturn (!?). The tourism industry hopes that the party will re-ignite tourists' interest in Australia. Apparently, kangaroos are just not enough.




Mayor of this picturesque Australian town, Mount Isa, has attempted to be the most misogynistic, judgmental, insensitive, and sexist public official. He succeeded. His basic premise: in a town where men vastly outnumber women, ugly women ("beauty-disadvantaged") have a great chance to live "normal" lives. Apparently, the mayor quite often sees an unattrative female walking down the street either remembering the previous night's sexual adventures or anticipating next night's success.


Millions of people are customers of the sex industry, yet this industry is highly underrepresented in politics. The Australian Sex industry decided to correct that. Meet the Australian Sex Party. Their slogan - help us fight for your adult business and bedroom rights (plus get a copy of the EROS magazine and twice weekly eNews!). The party predicts that the economic crisis will stimulate the demand for the industry's services, as "we're a cheap luxury that can make you feel good." And that demand needs to be represented on the national level! The party is "serious about sex and serious about the Sex Party." Please do not confuse the Australian Sex party with the month-long nude party listed above.

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Week's weird sex(uality) news

This week has been more productive than others in churning out strange or funny sex news.

To start of, there was a clear "sex and transportation" theme:

Man Blames Friends for his Car Crash - two of his friends were engaging in sexual activity on the back seat, which led to a crash into a telephone pole. Remember: eyes on the road!

Seattle Residents will be Riding a SLUT - or known under a less-exciting name of "South Lake Union Trolley".

On a more serious and disturbing note - Teacher Had Sex with Pupil While Driving Bus; he also shared his cocaine and nude videos with the 18 yo pupil. The excitement of the event was summarized as "How funny is it that some year 12s will be sitting where we had sex."


Moving on to sex toys - we have two in this category:

Man Hides Sex Toys in a Wiener - he tried to smuggle dildos from Germany to Dubai.

Burglar Gets Sidetracked and Seduces Vacuum Cleaner - he also used laundry detergent. He was caught. He is now married with two kids.

And let's finish with procreation and God.

Shortage in Eurosperm - are you an American and want Scandinavian-looking babies? Tough luck - eurosperm is banned due to mad cow disease scare. But do not fear - there is plenty of "white" sperm to go around from local, American, sources.

God Responds to Lawsuit - a mysterious filing rebuts legislator's case that God makes terrorist threats, causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." The rebuttal says "I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you."

Have a nice weekend everyone!

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