Week's weird sex(uality) news

This week has been more productive than others in churning out strange or funny sex news.

To start of, there was a clear "sex and transportation" theme:

Man Blames Friends for his Car Crash - two of his friends were engaging in sexual activity on the back seat, which led to a crash into a telephone pole. Remember: eyes on the road!

Seattle Residents will be Riding a SLUT - or known under a less-exciting name of "South Lake Union Trolley".

On a more serious and disturbing note - Teacher Had Sex with Pupil While Driving Bus; he also shared his cocaine and nude videos with the 18 yo pupil. The excitement of the event was summarized as "How funny is it that some year 12s will be sitting where we had sex."


Moving on to sex toys - we have two in this category:

Man Hides Sex Toys in a Wiener - he tried to smuggle dildos from Germany to Dubai.

Burglar Gets Sidetracked and Seduces Vacuum Cleaner - he also used laundry detergent. He was caught. He is now married with two kids.

And let's finish with procreation and God.

Shortage in Eurosperm - are you an American and want Scandinavian-looking babies? Tough luck - eurosperm is banned due to mad cow disease scare. But do not fear - there is plenty of "white" sperm to go around from local, American, sources.

God Responds to Lawsuit - a mysterious filing rebuts legislator's case that God makes terrorist threats, causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." The rebuttal says "I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you."

Have a nice weekend everyone!