This week's Champions of Marginal Sexuality Stories include:
Dwarf's Penis Stuck in Vacuum Cleaner - some very strong glue to blame.
Woman Sets Ex-Husband's Penis on Fire - vodka and forced habitation to blame.
Camel Kills Woman While Trying to Have Sex - a very large and over-eager birthday present camel to blame
Man Robs a Bookie With a Vibrator - drug habit and awesome acting skills are at work
Mattel Sues Porn Website Over Use of Barbie Name - well, porn sells and Barbies sell - someone put them together