China: Don't have 'gender confusion' there

Chinese media monitors have decreed that television stations must never "plan or produce sex change or plastic surgery programs involving public participation (including news, specials or interviews), effective immediately."

Thanks for the tactical lesson, China. Now, when I want to halt "vulgar" behavior, I'll issue a decree to prohibit reporting of this behavior on television. Then, people will stop being so annoyingly different.

Diversity's a bitch.