Ever notice that when celebs split, the men always end up on top.
Take George Clooney and Sarah Larson. They call it quits, and the tabloids are cheering--Good news ladies (and some gents)! George Clooney has broken up with that slutty former cocktail waitress from Vegas!"
Meanwhile, the newly single Jessica Simpson practically forces ex-Tony Romo to her sister's wedding, apparently to save face. (Because going solo would be waaay too humiliating.) Jess's divorce and subsequent dating disasters have even led people to compare her to breakup queen Jennifer Anniston. You know, the former Mrs. Brad Pitt. The same Brad Pitt who happens to be happily awaiting the birth of his twins with sex symbol, Oscar winner, and UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie.
Are all guys really that happy after ending a relationship? Not according to a Statistics Canada study. It found that men are more likely than women to become depressed after a marriage or common-law relationship ends.
Somewhere Clooney is crying his eyes out.