when tech meets sex: iphone's hidden talents

Dear AmSex-

Before I shell out $600 for the new iPhone, I wanted to check and see if it will be compatible with my-iPod friendly iGasm.

Do you have the inside scoop on this? I've been looking everywhere for a definitive answer but have yet to find one.

Yours truly,

i'm Stumped in East Xenia



Dear iSEX-

Good question!

Sadly, I was not one of the "distinguished" journalists chosen to review the iPhone. However, iCan tell you this, Apple has confirmed that it does not work with all detachable devices that work with the iPod.

Reliable sources say that Apple is considering a software update to fix this. Maybe Steve Jobs has realized the importance of making the new device iGasm-friendly.

Hey, if you're going to rule the technology world, might as well get off on it right!

Anyhow, I digress.

Though the jury's still out on its iGasm compatibility, we can assure that there are some sex-friendly features on the iPhone. We've gone ahead and translated them from "tech speak" to "sex speak":

3.5" Vibrant Display: up close and personal sex-positive internet at your fingertips (yum!)

Extended Battery Life: if the iGasm does work with the iPhone, expect 7 hours of nonstop action

Video Access: as long as your house (or work or local restroom) is equipped with wifi service, xxx video pleasure options abound (sorry no recording your own exploits for upload-the iPhone does not record video)

Calendar and Contact Features: keep those hot dates straight boys and girls, no more embarrassing incidences

E-mail Terminal With Graphics: all the better to receive dirty pictures from your partner sturdy glass smudge proof screen: because Apple cares about your heatlh, none of that silicone nastiness

Best of all, for all of you singles out there just sick of being played:, the iPhone does not support games

And if worse comes to worse and it's not iGasm compatible after all, just put that baby on vibrate.

Hey, one less thing to fit into your bag.


AmSex