shePhone - moving technology forward and feminism back

Where would you find a pregnancy test, an anti-depressent dispenser and a portable tanning laser all together? The bathroom at the Miss New Jersey pageant? Pamela Anderson's handbag?
Well...getting closer...it's the shePhone, the latest creation from popgadget.net:


The shePhone includes:

• Mini Rabbit vibrator
• Perfume dispenser
• Anti-depressant dispenser
• Dental floss
• Corkscrew (in case the anti-depressant run out)
• Pregnancy test
• Condom dispenser
• Cell-phone signal jammer - in case you really don't like that person next to you
• Voice analyzer - using the best CIA technology in lie detection via sound-waves
• Portable tanning laser

We applaud the creators' ability to combine just about every stereotype about tech-savvy women in one device. And the best part about the shePhone is that it's "made by women, for women". I just wonder if Ann Coulter is first in line to become the spokesperson.