global orgasm for peace

If you notice that Sunshine from accounting is out tomorrow, chances are that this is the culprit.

Global Orgasm for Peace is a day where we can all come together in the name of peace! Calling all Hutus and Tsutsis, Palestinians and Israelis, Obama supporters and Clinton supporters, time to synchronize your watches for Solstice!

Well, Anna Rose, you may ask, what is the scientific tie between orgasm and peace? Well, The Global Consciousness Project the proud sponsors of this worldwide event have that question covered..."To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy."

I wonder if a donation of more than one orgasm results in a tax write-off?