xmas 2007: no gay nutcrackers allowed

Looking for something to get that slightly homophobic friend who has everything?

Well, look no further! Stupid.com, a novelty toy site, is now offering a talking Larry Craig doll for the 2007 holiday season.

Press his button (ha ha) and hear the Republican Party's favorite scapegoat declare, "I am Not Gay!"

And for the misogynistic politico on your list, don't forget the Hillary Nutcracker. I know a few people who could have a ball (or two) with one of those.